If you had to choose one restaurant you would eat at for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Fuck. Probably Owen’s Fish Camp to be completely honest.
You win a cruise out of cereal box and choose to take T-Pain and who-else?
Um. Taylor, probably. But if it’s someone famous then motherfucking Chief Keef.
Favorite song that everyone hates?
Definitely Wild Boyz. Other than that just like, ska in general.
Professor or Teacher throughout your life?
Dr. Jayne Gardiner or Dr. Leo Demski
"Are you really sure that a floor can’t also be a ceiling?" -MC Escher
Favorite Cartoon Character?
The Goddamn Batman
Favorite Bill Murray movie?
Zombieland for a movie he isn’t in the forefront of. Groundhog Day for main character. OMG WHAT WAS I THINKING?! THE FUCKING LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Mother. Fucking. Wagon. Wheel. (Not the bullshit Darius Rucker version. Goddamn OCMS)
Did you watch the world cup?
I was in Honduras. Is that a real question?
If you could choose the perfect profession what would it be?
Studying Hammerhead schools off of the Galapagos.Swimming with and tagging them.